Seven ways to annoy a Scot
1. Use England instead of Britain, or English instead of British.
2. Use British instead of Scottish.
3. Use Scotch to refer to the people.
4. Pretend never to have heard of Robert Burns.
5. Say it would be better if the UK had one football team instead of four.
6. Talk about men wearing skirts.
7. Imitate the local accent.
1 comment:
1. Aye, it's true.
2. DEFINITELY true.
3. Umm... haven't tried. Probably don't want to either!
4. Burns? The guy who came up with weird poetic ode's to Haggis, Mouse etc? Never heard :P
5. It'd be more dangerous to enter a pub on Sunday and ask loudly to put on BBC News...
6. But they DO wear skirts... And they look damn hot in them!
7. Which one of the local accents???
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