This is an old warning: very random stuff here.


Egyptian Mom Mrs. Abdalla comes to visit her son Samir for 3 days in London where he is studying. She finds out that her son lives with Silika, a girl roommate.
Mrs. Abdalla couldn't help but notice how pretty Samir's roommate was. She suspects of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Reading his mom's thoughts, Samir volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Vikki and I are just roommates."
About a week later, Vikki came to Samir saying, "Ever since your mother left, I've been unable to find the silver sugar-bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?
Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:
Dear Mother, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar-bowl from my house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you left.
Love,
Samir.

Several days later, Samir received an email from his Mother which read:
Dear Son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Vikki, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar-bowl by now.
Love,
Mom.


Lesson of the day...Don't Lie to Your Mother...especially if she is Egyptian.
Minu lesson of the day - Ära abiellu egiptlasega. Ära ela temaga koos. Ega ära lase ta ema oma majja.


Muidu on üldiselt suhteliselt oke päev - kaks tundi kirikus külmetada ja aeg-ajalt laulda, tore topeltkingitus, onu elav huvi toreda bändi vastu, sugulasega Apocalyptica kuulamine. Eks näeb, mis edasi saab. Ammende - linnaninad koos kõik, see tähendab, tähtsad linnaisad. Advendikalendri viimase, eilse kommi sõin ka täna ära. Ja muidu ajan Toblerone'i pisikesi komme sisse. Khm. Jõulud ju. No excuses, no apologies, no regrets. (Sel ütlusel on esimene pool ka, aga ma ei mäleta seda...midagi head igatahes)
Ma vist siirdun tagasi võileivatordi ja koogi juurde.
Bye now. Have a jolly merry wicked Christmas.

Can you see the fake smile on my face that says I really don't feel it?