Good and best friends!

GOOD FRIENDS: Never ask for food
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food

GOOD FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents by their name and/or mom and dad.

GOOD FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Cry with you.

GOOD FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it's yours.

GOOD FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

GOOD FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

GOOD FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"

GOOD FRIENDS: Are for a while.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

GOOD FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"

GOOD FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out!!

GOOD FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"

So which is it?